mom: what do you want for dinner
me: rock and roll
*flips over table and air guitars*
British boy: You look beautiful today love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin
erm sorry but NO, i can't with this bullshit. please stop romanticising british boys, there are boys like both of these everywhere! change the british one to 'eh pet i'd smash yer back doors in' and you're at least halfway there
and even then only chavs, here we'd have "oi lav, yaow look loike a bit of allroit, aint ya cock?"
Sometimes I just want to go out onto some moors and be intense like a good period drama character.
